Kora: i’ve started watching America’s Most Smartest Model because i love Ben Stein; these models look broke though - busted faces, fake tan everywhere

me: I watched it when it aired, and then i forgot that i did that, and so i started to watch it on Hulu and all the memories came flooding back. i think Ben wants to bone Juggs McGee

Kora: i feel like that’s the girl i just watched - the Playboy model? with the weird face?

me: yeah, Jen or something i don’t remember. blondey mcboobs

Kora: yeah idk names

me: duck face booberton

Kora: that’s the one, Ducky McTits

me: yes

Kora can be found at http://koko-id.tumblr.com

Drinking a Pumpkin Spice latte this morning, I was reminded of one of my favourite cafeauladies. So I’m reblogging her for no reason, except to point out how great she is (again).

Team Breakfast, by Benjamin Flouw. (Via BLDGWLF)

There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want.

-Bill Watterson (via SwissMiss)

The National North American Tour Poster by DKNG Studios

Instagram Backup October 2013

Pinterest and I have such a super close relationship. (I thought we had established that I didn’t even have a Pinterest. -Rachel 2022)

New life plan

After reading this post on dooce.com, I was inspired to share my recent emoji. If you know me, that elephant is not at all out of left field.

source unknown

Man dresses as bacon, wins first prize, 1894. (via TYWKIWDBI)

The Crows of Pearblossom

“Lovely illustrations from The Crows of Pearblossom, the one and only children’s book by Aldous Huxley.” (via NOTCOT)

Welcome to Kitsault, BC, an honest to goodness ghost town hiding up North. (via Joanne Casey.)

nevver:

Friends of Type

bunnyfood (via tora1014)

genuinehuman:

From out of the bushes…

Gorgeous! via mmminimal.

If you ever feel like your life doesn’t make sense, just remember: at least it’s not your job to water a fountain. (at Bentall Tower 3)