source: Israel Zangwill, Without Prejudice, 1899. This description, at the time meant to be as absurd a set of charges and demands as could be placed in a straw womanās mouth, today reads like a beautiful manifesto.
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.
Albert Einstein, via Swiss Miss
rachelbarker.name turned 4 today! My only regret is that I didnāt maintain stumblepeach.com, because if I had, I think it would have turnedĀ 5 this year! Plus that was a rad domain name. (I finally let it expire this October, and I think someone else just bought it. Sadface.)
āOhhh, Iām sorry. You spell your name the fucking stupid way? Oh, OK. Iāll remember to write it stupid next time you come in.ā
This is exactly the sort of thing I would find funny. Via reddit (http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1rxqkv/oh_michigan/)
Who sells their kid on ebay? Thatās nuts.
Thatās a child. A living being that you made.
That shit goes on etsy.
Source: fuckyeahradiodeadair
[british sigh]
[canadian apology]
[UNWARRANTED AMERICAN DECLARATION OF FREEDOM]
Source: nexya
Hulu comment left on an episode of Daria. Would Daria LOL, though?
