
source: Israel Zangwill, Without Prejudice, 1899. This description, at the time meant to be as absurd a set of charges and demands as could be placed in a straw womanâs mouth, today reads like a beautiful manifesto.
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.
Albert Einstein, via Swiss Miss

rachelbarker.name turned 4 today! My only regret is that I didnât maintain stumblepeach.com, because if I had, I think it would have turned 5 this year! Plus that was a rad domain name. (I finally let it expire this October, and I think someone else just bought it. Sadface.)

âOhhh, Iâm sorry. You spell your name the fucking stupid way? Oh, OK. Iâll remember to write it stupid next time you come in.â

This is exactly the sort of thing I would find funny. Via reddit (http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1rxqkv/oh_michigan/)
Who sells their kid on ebay? Thatâs nuts.
Thatâs a child. A living being that you made.
That shit goes on etsy.
Source: fuckyeahradiodeadair

[british sigh]
[canadian apology]
[UNWARRANTED AMERICAN DECLARATION OF FREEDOM]
Source: nexya