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Woke up with “your body is a wonderland” in my head, a song I haven’t heard or thought about in probably ten years. Sometimes I wonder about my brain. https://t.co/718cXpyLRU  March 28, 2018 Can we just talk about how dry shampoo is the best thing since sliced bread? https://t.co/aExB8h6FSH  March 27, 2018 This derpy dog. 💜  March 25, 2018 Lol @alisonsykora me too || I got Antoni! https://t.co/rDhgv7zWO4  March 2, 2018 https://t.co/rDWXRsCcR7  February 17, 2018 “They are so hard to open, those bags … I would ask a man to open the bag for me — men open most containers for me — but then he would know I eat chips, and he would never marry me.” https://t.co/L9ZaMrpd5K  February 6, 2018 Google says I look like Edith Wilson’s mom. I’ll take it. https://t.co/czKMu1Lhh9  January 31, 2018 Hold me, or don’t. https://t.co/AVvQLeSnQE  January 26, 2018 What year is this. @AdamRomanus @kkosicka https://t.co/GlS26NEAEL  January 23, 2018 Resolve to eat healthy today. Get to work. See that yesterday me decided dunkaroos were a good desk snack.  January 18, 2018 BBC News - Mindy Kaling: US army deletes Twitter like ‘mocking Donald Trump’ https://t.co/iFXl0ZjZ7X  January 8, 2018 Toronto, stahp ❄️🌬 #extremeweather https://t.co/tlBKy0ocOT  January 4, 2018 In case any of you doubted that the 90s were back, just spotted a black velour hoodie with embroidered roses in the window at Winners.  November 1, 2017 Friend with slow cooker suggests you get a slow cooker https://t.co/86uNdOOvFY via @TheBeaverton  October 27, 2017 Showing me posts from 8 days ago for the first time… @instagram this 💩 is 🍌, and I hate it. https://t.co/6QzkkggESx  October 15, 2017 ‘Radical and overreaching’: Bell wants Canadians blocked from piracy websites  September 27, 2017 It’s my twitterversary! #MyTwitterAnniversary https://t.co/8EDvIiij9D  August 28, 2017 “Let it be clear — the problem is not yet solved.” https://t.co/B4E42h2KSn  August 25, 2017 The patients studied were outside of a randomized clinical trial setting, meaning the study was no longer randomize… https://t.co/M6KIxU7lZA  August 25, 2017 Someone help me out: is Jerry’s outfit from yesterday’s @RickandMorty a reference to something? Feel like it is, bu… https://t.co/SoBgY3kJvp  July 31, 2017 I just finished the first of 7 awesome FREE hand lettering lessons at Lettering Studio! https://t.co/KLh9JZ2HLG  July 18, 2017 Props to the new @AWCanada website, their ingredients list and allergy breakdown per item is amazing.  July 6, 2017 Gchat’s Window Is Closing for Good — The Ringer https://t.co/cxPGYTg6j9  June 27, 2017 Tennessee Williams with Air-Conditioning  June 22, 2017 Join the Day of Action for Net Neutrality on July 12th https://t.co/AgcWEZnRnP  June 14, 2017 The Doritos Quiche Recipe You Never Knew You Needed https://t.co/78SNcOcgtu  June 8, 2017 From fat-free Pringles to green ketchup: Sweden’s Museum of Failure https://t.co/mv2T1JnzfT via @nationalpost  June 7, 2017 Hey @PRESTOcard - head’s up! @TTChelps https://t.co/nyYvDcvK3K  May 24, 2017 Sweet ass towel, Jennifer! https://t.co/Lm82F0OZC5 https://t.co/7gXRbyjQz2  May 12, 2017 This guy “Used AIM for the Last Month to See if It’s Still Good” via @motherboard https://t.co/B1eGkXE72M  May 9, 2017 “For the Love of God, Stop Putting Two Spaces After a Period” by @mcdermott https://t.co/TP8jTYeQ6C  April 25, 2017 Please don’t cut your nails on the subway. The #ttc is not your bathroom.  April 19, 2017 All hail ‘Girls,’ HBO’s generation-defining, TV-morphing epic https://t.co/5ib55NTXci  April 15, 2017 Short Answers to Hard Questions About Climate Change https://t.co/ZzdQ50DZPg  April 3, 2017 Mood. https://t.co/ZyuqUFe5uN  April 3, 2017 He’s Coming For You • via u/NatAlt  April 2, 2017 Lawyers Use Kitty Pic To Catch Court’s Attention In Filing: https://t.co/uaR0wVMoHh  March 31, 2017 Woman Creates One Hell Of A Looped Track Casually Strolling Down The Street https://t.co/9FnyrFASJu via @Digg  March 29, 2017 !!!!!!!!! Hamilton the musical is coming to Toronto #hamilton2019 https://t.co/w08Sjm1Q7Q  March 23, 2017 Don’t Plant Those ‘Bee-Friendly’ Wildflowers Cheerios Is Giving Away https://t.co/8hV7GI6hCz  March 20, 2017 Chicken Boo is real, people. https://t.co/Ju9Urps0WX vs https://t.co/nL1Ogl4xLd  March 20, 2017 In 2010, The Social Network was searing — now it looks quaint - The Verge https://t.co/khCRUGAyq9  March 18, 2017 post  November 13, 2012 post  June 11, 2012 1333657200000  April 5, 2012 post  March 7, 2011 post  January 13, 2011 post  December 31, 2010 post  August 1, 2010