“My friend Melissa has a car, but she’s dating my ex-boyfriend Brad.“

(via Silly Mormons)

(via The 2nd Debate Gets Songified of the Day)

Note the impressive tumblr response time. #debate

bindersfullofwomen

By Dr. Seuss. (Via the Atlantic)

We doin’ this again! (cafeauladies)

Short Cool Lime Refresher

Art by Kora

Instagram Backup, October 2012

<3 marlomeekins:

“drew this while creepily staring at people in public”

Things That the Internet Has Not Yet Learned are Undesirable

Being asked to sign up for a site’s newsletter before I’ve even viewed the link I clicked on. (Those annoying pop ups that ask me to sign up for your newsletter as soon as I click on to your site are most likely to convince me never to visit you again.)

1. Being asked to log in to a site that does not have any conceivable reason to require a log in.
2. Being asked to log in to a site with Facebook Connect
3. Being repeatedly asked to like content on Facebook
4. Being asked to let a site post things automatically to Facebook
5. Being asked to download an app of a website just because I’m visiting it from my phone.
6. Being asked to look at Google Plus. For any reason. Ever.

To quote marlomeekins, “i’m angry”