Rock Yo Sea Legs (Crime Mob feat. Lil Scrappy vs The Shins) — The Hood Internet | Last.fm
[This mashup reignited my love of the Shins.]
[I do not do anything right now except sit in the library and listen to The Hood Internet.]
How to Date Someone Twice Your Age
I do [did] so love Thought Catalog.
I know that by posting this I’m revealing the extent of my nerdiness, and frankly I’m okay with that. I am so into this album right now.
Where did Wilson get the inspiration for such lyrics as “Yesterday was Thursday/Today is Friday?” “I wrote the lyrics on a Thursday night going into a Friday,” he said. “I was writing different songs all night and was like, ‘Wow, I’ve been up a long time and it’s Friday.’ And I was like, wow, it is Friday!”
Friday, the gift that keeps on giving. Meet the Man Responsible for Rebecca Black, On Gawker.
Cake in a mug! Amazing! I had no Whipped Cream, so I topped this one with cinnamon and brown sugar. Yum.
Make your own cake in a mug! It’s so fun!
“…and then, crescendo: “Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday, Today it is Friday, Friday … Tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterward.” It’s funny, but then not quite funny enough — you keep expecting it to get more extreme, but the punchline never comes. About halfway through, you realize with a sick feeling that it’s not a parody at all.”
I love the Rebecca Black song, I love the parodies, I love the “Which Seat” meme and I love that naming the days of the week now counts as lyrics. Thank you, Rebecca Black, for distracting me from Charlie Sheen - while you destroyed modern music.
If you want endless delight and also poop jokes, you should really be reading Three Word Phrase. (it also can help you learn, if the things it references were not things you knew about before!)
I’m about halfway through 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth. I love this book, I love the Oatmeal, and I love this picture of a bear trying to fool me into petting him.
I’m not fooled by you, Bear.
I almost never reblog Simpsons stuff, because there’s just so much of it and I feel like I look at it all - but I had to reblog this one because “possibleye” has affected my everyday lexicon more than any other Simpsons reference (save, perhaps, for SMRT).
Source: sufferbus
Gum Manufacturers Take Note - This Sucks
Me: gum?
AM: i’m chewing gum. fruity gum. blugh.
Me: want some minty gum? i hate fruit gum
AM: meh, i’ll just chew this i bought it by accident it was green.
Me: aw man
AM: green usually means mint
Me: sometimes it means green apple. or pineapple. they fuck with you.
An honest look at your Twitter account via someecards.
I am so into this. The tiger blood, the droopy-eyed children, the bi-winning… all of it. Best Internet in a long time.
