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Google Reader Gets an Update, Kinda Sucks

Note from 2022 Rachel: STOP COMPLAINING THEY WILL TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU

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So listen, Google Reader:

I know you want to stay current with the times, and make sure you look like all the other Google sites, and a whole bunch of other “good ideas”; but if you’re going to do an update, there are some important things you have to remember. I’ve written them out for you, in handy list form, so you know for next time.

1. Your update has to be functional and beneficial to the user, as well as look nice. We all like white-space, and big buttons, and I actually am a fan of the new black/grey/red/blue Google colour scheme. But when I can’t see clear separation between content items, or between my content and the side column, my brain gets frustrated. I know that when you click on the item you’re currently reading, a handy little box forms around it. I want that box all the time. I want complete borders around every article, so that each item is separate and defined_,_ not frolicking free in white-space land. Why did you think I wanted these borders to go away? Making the borders impermanent makes my eyes jump from item to item in a distracting, attention-deficit kind of way, if I should happen to forget to click before reading. (Yes, there is a foot-bar that separates each article, but its soft lines and gradients-of-grey shading do not help my eyes stick to what I’m trying to read; I still end up distracted by the wasteland of border-less white-space. And while we’re on the subject, why did you make my post titles this bland, grey colour? Why would you think it would be easier to read something if the title of the article didn’t stand out?)
2. Your update has to add desired features, or fix broken ones, not take well-liked features away. I can understand replacing your “like” smiley-face button with the +1. “Like” is now nearly synonymous with “Facebook”, and you’re trying to make the +1 as ubiquitous as that blue thumbs-up. Believe me, I get it; we all want to conquer the Internet. But why would you take away a well liked, oft-used feature with a strong community? Ditching your “share/shared items” feature has alienated your core audience: the original users of Google Reader, people who have spent time and effort cultivating a small but interested group of like-minded content-hunters. People who look forward to being exposed to articles and feeds they wouldn’t see otherwise. People who don’t want to rely on the overly social environments of Facebook or Twitter to find new and interesting items to read. This was your biggest misstep, Google Reader. We don’t want you to integrate with Google Plus because we don’t want to use Google Plus, at least not for this purpose. We don’t want to share things to our “walls”, or “profiles”, or what have you. We don’t want to pass that nerdyQuantum Levitation article on to everyone we know. We want to quietly click “share” at the bottom of that article and have it unobtrusively offer itself to the five, or ten, or fifty people we know who have shown express interest in reading the things we read, in the medium that we read them. We want our friends’ shared articles to appear as unread content in our sidebars, so that they’re there, like a treat, on the site we’re already using.  We do not want to be forced to use another site to share content, Google Reader. There are already multiple external sites that we use when we want to reach a wide audience. We liked the exclusivity, the closeness, the convenience, the built in ease of our Google Reader Shared Community. If we didn’t, we’d browse the web like the rest of the Internet, and post our articles to Facebook or Tumblr or Blogger or Twitter or Wordpress or… you get the picture. Which brings me to my final point:
3. No one uses Google Plus. As a documented fan of the idea, it pains me to admit it, but it’s just not working. Even though it’s cleverly built right into sites I use every day, I can go weeks without looking at my Google Plus profile, or checking in with my “circles”. I have never had a “hangout”, and I don’t want to. Frankly, the only reason I even remember I have a Google Plus profile is because of those little notifications in the Google TopBar*, telling me that more people I don’t know have added me to their “Circles”. Clicking “ignore all” on those notifications is literally the only interaction I’ve had with Google Plus for the past two weeks, and ostensibly I’m your target market. No one likes failure, and I understand the huge desire Google must have to see Plus succeed. But forcing people to use your service is never the road to success, especially when you’re forcing people to use your service by taking away something they actually like and use. Removing a social service that people enjoy in order to force them to use something they hate seems, frankly, ass-backwards.

As a devoted fan and long time user, Google Reader, I urge you to keep these three simple facts in mind before any and all future redesigns. I also urge you to take a good hard look at how people use your service, and why, before you go making changes. And if you really want to get rid of a feature, ditch “sort by magic”. No one uses that.

Ed. Note: It has been brought to my attention that the Google TopBar is actually called the “OneGoogle Bar”. What’s more, there is apparently a way to share your Google Reader items with your Google Plus circles from the OneGoogle bar. File this under “knowledge I didn’t have, and will not use”.

Okay, what? Google, why did you shut down a service that I actually use every day? What is UP? Is today, like, bad decisions Tuesday, or something?

Note from 2022 Rachel: JUST WAIT TIL THEY SHUT DOWN GOOGLE READER

No Fans of Web 2.0 Here

I just want to acknowledge @“tehawesome’s amazing answer to my query about wtf is going on with Google Reader. I asked”Why are there no borders anywhere on this goddamn new layout”? To which they replied:

“Because it’s different and open, like an absurd new-age elementary school. No borders, no walls, man! Everybody gets a crocodile in Spelling.”

Congrats, @tehawesome. You get today’s Laugh Out Loud reward of the day. Your prize was my actually laughing out loud, which you couldn’t hear.

I know I’ve talked about this a lot today but… Why? Just… why? Why are there no borders anywhere?

In a few weeks we’ll be retiring Google Buzz.

In a few weeks we’ll be retiring Google Buzz. At that time you won’t be able to create any new posts, but your existing content will remain accessible in two ways:

You can view it on your Google Profile
You can download it using Google TakeoutThank you for using Google Buzz.

Google Support

(Was there anyone else who noticed this?)

Puppies

ryangoslingvspuppy:

Who’s cuter, Ryan or a Puppy?

Reblog your choice

OH MY GOD I CAN’T DECIDE!  They both look so good with George Clooney.

What is the desire, the need, to make others aware of their Morning Person status? There is no doubt in my mind that the inspiration for all the various statuses and tweets along the lines of: “What a beautiful morning, a nice hour of yoga and I’m so ready to attack today! #GettinThatWormBro” is simply to make the rest of us feel bad as we stand, comatose, in front of our coffee machines. I hate you, social networking-capable morning person. You are the worst part of waking up. You are the Anti-Folgers.

What Is Wrong With Morning People? « Thought Catalog

“Our solution was to create a new place that’s lighter-weight where you can see lighter-weight stuff—that’s how we came up with Ticker.” If you translate “lighter-weight” to boring, you’ll understand what Zuckerberg is saying: Facebook now has a place on its site reserved especially for boring updates.”

Facebook Ticker: Mark Zuckerberg’s terrible plan to get us to share everything we do on the Web. - By Farhad Manjoo - Slate Magazine

Edie Sedgwick rendered by Julabelle

Bead Deals

me: omg Adam. i just got a Groupon.

Adam: ? FOR?

me: for $10 OFF… a BEADING CLASS… OR BEADING SUPPLIES

Adam: BEST

me: AT BEAD GIRL ON LINE

Adam: YES

me: BEAD GIRL ONLINE

Adam: LET’S SPEND $10 MORE ON BEADS THAN WE NORMALLY WOULD AND NOT FEEL GUILTY ABOUT IT

I love the interlude in this song where classical musical starts playing and the lead singer snarls: “Turn it off! That ain’t my scene.” Yeah! Turn off that shitty Mozart or whatever. Let’s listen to some Def Leppard instead.

Def Leppard, “Let’s Get Rocked”; 10 Terrible Songs That I Love on Thought Catalog

Purchased. (Hugo the Hippo Leather Keychain)

The Dark Side of Mario by Mitch Loidolt (via Strange And Awesome Fan-Art Marches On: Pics, Videos, Links, News)

Source: BuzzFeed

Surviving A 90s Puberty

You definitely tormented your parents, regardless of whether they were divorced or not, because you know, you were a person, with so many feelings, that they didn’t understand. If you survived a 90s puberty, you probably spent a lot of time genuinely believing the whole world revolved around you, vowing to stick it to the man, and wallowing in your angst.

I love when things I love come together like this. (via Lacey Cameo Cupcakes « The Cupcake Blog)

I want to go to there.

Manhattan, New York City, NY © Christian Schierig