By Dr. Seuss. (Via the Atlantic)
Things That the Internet Has Not Yet Learned are Undesirable
Being asked to sign up for a site’s newsletter before I’ve even viewed the link I clicked on. (Those annoying pop ups that ask me to sign up for your newsletter as soon as I click on to your site are most likely to convince me never to visit you again.)
- Being asked to log in to a site that does not have any conceivable reason to require a log in.
- Being asked to log in to a site with Facebook Connect
- Being repeatedly asked to like content on Facebook
- Being asked to let a site post things automatically to Facebook
- Being asked to download an app of a website just because I’m visiting it from my phone.
- Being asked to look at Google Plus. For any reason. Ever.
To quote marlomeekins, “i’m angry”
RAWWR the saurian sapiopod seems to have quite a few fans. Here is an excerpt from one of the documentaries Lil Sis was watching in today’s comic. (Grab the full image here.)
These “cookies” sound absolutely fucking terrible. (Via questionable advice)
I’m in Philly!
(Pretty sure the source for this was a site called Minimal Desktops, but I didn’t record it. - 2022 Rachel)
Tasteful Nudes (the Book)
Rachel Barker (@rlbarker) writes “Oh hai @mrdavehill, I’m reading your book. On my giant phone. Because I live in the future.” That rules, Rachel. But where is yourself tight silver suit and elaborate meals in pill form? I must know what these are like! Also, thank you for reading my incredible book!
Dave Hill said words to me! So awesome! Too bad I couldn’t come up with a funnier response than “hey Dave, the future ain’t ‘the Jetsons’”.
(Order up for cricket99 and bonesmakenoise)
Rachel says: So her name is Melody, and she’s a makeup artist from Northern California. Melody likes to get angry about things. From a screwed-up coffee order, to the radio playing the same song twice in a row, to the store being out of her brand of blueberry juice, Melody almost enjoys the feeling of getting angry about nothing. She spends her day looking at people in the face, and perhaps as a result, she’s really more of a loner. She drinks a lot of peppermint tea because it’s supposed to be calming. The last date she went on tried to cook dinner for her, and she regrets that she was not very receptive. But generally, you have to spend a little money to get her attention. She’s been described as a bitch, but, she thinks there are worse things to be called. She loves Vogue magazine, and baked potatoes.
Art by Kora
via bunnyfood, dogshaming
Sketch of Chloe, our Tall Blonde Misto, and her pomeranian, Soy.
Art by Kora
Which of our coffee girl sketches would you like to see next?
The newest cafeaulady is full of wintery goodness!
Café au Ladies has a new post brewing, but in the meantime we thought we’d share with you a sketch from a previous Lady - Grande Full-Fat Espresso Con Panna
sketch by Kora
( Let us know - would you like to see more sketches?)