
FromĀ the Pop vs.Ā Soda map of the US.
This May Have Gotten Out of Hand
Note from 2022 Rachel: And to think we got a friends reunion all those years later.
Rachel: http://www.starmedia.us/entertainment/nbc-confirms-friends-new-comeback-season-reunion.html ⦠Wait, wtf. āItās still unknown if the original actors will accept NBCās deal, but the dream of āFriendsā reunion is closer than ever!ā Why would they even talk about doing this without the original cast? I mean, Iām not even on-board if they do it with the original people, but at least that would make sense.
Kora: Reunion of Friends, starring the cast of Gossip Girl. Saucier, sexier and more dangerous than everāwill they be able to find Phoebeās killer in time for prom??
Rachel: Animated Friends Reunion. Voiced by the original cast of Care Bears (1983).
Kora: Friends Reunion: A Clip-Show Retrospective, with all scenes reenacted by the graduating drama class of Brigham Young University, 2014. Relive all your favourite moments, now with 100% more Mormon!
Rachel: Friends Reunion: American Airlines. Your favorite scenes from the beloved sitcom āFriendsā, performed as live, in-flight entertainment on trips within North America. Watch your travel crew give life to all six Friends!* ā¦For flights longer than 3 hours only. No guarantees as to which scenes will be performed. ā¦* Audience Participation not encouraged.
Kora: Friend Reunification: Latvia. Entire cast of show replaced with potato. That is joke, there no potato. Everyone die of malnutrition.
Rachel: Friends Reunion: Vancouver Aquarium. Friends themed underwater show āstarringā the treasures of the BC Coast. Unlock the mysteries of Salmon while reliving the days of Central Perk.* ⦠*Part of Ross to be played by BC Corals.
Kora: Friends Reunion: An Intimate Evening with Ross Gellar. Join the beloved cast of Friends as they catch up on the hilarious moments of their lives in the past decade. Come for the memories, and stay for a season full of surprises, friendship, laughter and love. ā¦. * As interpreted by the Royal Kazakhstan Interpretational Dance Society ā¦. ** Phoebe, Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel not included. ⦠*** Surprises, Friendship, Laughter and Love not guaranteed
Rachel: Friends Reunion: Nigella. Tune in at 9pm to watch Nigella Lawson create 6 dishes based on the personalities of everyoneās favourite sitcom characters. Ten years of friends celebrated with decadent and delicious meals created by Englandās sweetheart. Cook along at home as Nigella creates a myriad of treats including Chandler Bean (Salad) and Phoebe Souffle. Brought to you by NBC and BBC Channel 4.
Kora: Friends Reunion: The Movie. Ten years later, in a world dominated by chaos and fear, six friends will reunite to bring an end to the destructive forces that wreak havoc on New New York City, and to avenge their fallen friend, brother and on-and-off again lover, Ross Gellar. With the aid of top secret government technology, Joey, Phoebe, Rachel, Monica and Chandler join forces to become the ultimate fighting machine. Along the way, they will lose their humanity, but restore faith to the lives of those they save. Will they be able to complete their mission when it is revealed that Rachelās daughter, Emma, is the driving force behind her fatherās murder and the destruction of the worldās favourite city, or will the Friends6 machine be torn apart from the inside out? ⦠Friends6: Let Freedom Reign. Coming soon to a streaming broadcaster near you.
Rachel: Friends Reunion: By Jhumpa Lahiri. In the Pulitizer Prize wining authorās followup to her bestselling novel, Interpreter of Maladies, Jhumpa Lahiri gives stunning depth and meaning to one of Americaās most beloved legacies. Follow Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, Joey, Phoebe and Mike, 10 years after we last had a glimpse into their lives and psyches. The Friends have remained intertwined, but these ten years have twisted them beyond any of the original audienceās imaginings. ⦠āFriends Reunion is a journey that will touch your mind and heart. It will shock you with its honesty and astound you with its depth of prose. Lahiri puts her finger on the human condition in a way not seen since Hemmingway. Friends Reunion is a novel for the ages.ā -Chuck Palahniuk, author of Fight Club.
Kora: ROB SCHNEIDER IS A WALL-STREET EXECUTIVE WITH EVERYTHING GOING FOR HIM. ONLY PROBLEM IS, HEāS ABOUT TO BECOMEā¦THE CAST OF FRIENDS. ITāS 24/7 FRIENDS! AND HEāS ABOUT TO FIND OUT THAT BEING THE CAST OF FRIENDS IS HARDER THAN IT LOOKS. ROB SCHNEIDER IS DERP DE DERP! DERPITTY DERP DERP! ROB SCHNEIDER: FRIENDS, COMING SOON TO A DERPY DERP TUMPERTIDLLY DEEP DA DERP!
I donāt think that people accept the fact that life doesnāt make sense. I think it makes people terribly uncomfortable.
-David Lynch

Whoever thought it was a good idea to pair up Veronica and Jughead? (via The (Many?!?!?) Loves of Jughead Jones)
I Hate This Post
Note from 2022 Rachel: I am so embarrassed by this post in 2022. Why was I gatekeeping other women so hard? Why was I judging what counts as a technology job? If you blog about crafts and are successful, congratulations and Iām jealous!! What was I doing except running a tumblr about gadgets and cheese.

I talk about this so, so often. Nothing bothers me more then women who call themselves āWomen in Technologyā and make a living blogging about being a blonde and gluing sparklies to things. Can we please have a āwoman in technologyā who works hard at a technical job, and maybe doesnāt get called out for ābeing a bitchā? I know that last bit might be too much to ask. (via PostSecret)

FromĀ Family Guy, āthe Road to the North Poleā.
āI like small penises,ā said no women interviewed for an actual scientific study released Monday by the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, or PNAS.
Thanks, Science! -The Atlantic Wire, Science: Women Prefer Larger Penises

James Dean and Elizabeth Taylor on the set of āGiantā, 1955.

This is my favourite Coffee Girl that weāve done so far. <3
Rachel says:Ā This is Emily. Currently, she plays bass for an all-girl punk group calledĀ theĀ GlitterĀ Leeches. Music has always been her passion, and sheās been playing bass since she was fifteen. Of course she never played with her high school band - she was too busy feeling misunderstood and imagining herself as the lead in her own personal episode ofĀ DariaĀ (still her favourite show). This fantasy was aided by the fact that she only ever had one really good friend, who is her best friend to this day. Now 22 years old, Emily works several part-time jobs while struggling to devote herself to music. Her favourite of these is at a dying local video store, where she is the manager. She steals rock candy swizzle sticks from the fifty-cent bin on the counter and watches Disney movies during her shifts. She loves post-apocalyptic science fiction novels, and the colour pink.Ā
Art by Kora

They just keep making more things I love.
Alternate caption: I like a lot of disgusting foods, so I think I will like this.












