Driven by Cheese

Saw this list on Bluesky, thought it would be fun to answer:

1. Favourite scent: Clean laundry
2. Something you collect: Tamagotchi
3. Dream Date: Staying in with my husband and ordering pizza
4. Favourite Mythical creature: Unicorn
5. Fun fact about yourself: I was the 4,897 person on Twitter. The Prime Minister’s account followed me for a bit
6. Fun fact about not yourself: Babies are born with all their teeth. A baby skull is literally full of teeth. Wait did you say fun or horrifying?
7. An unforgettable experience you’ve had: I was an extra on the movie White Chicks
8. Your mundane super power: Remebering quotes from TV
9. Dumbest way you’ve been injured: Running on a cobbelstone street, twisted my ankle, tore ligaments
10. Deep sea vs. Deep space: Neither, both are terrifying
11. Love Language: That’s a stupid book that I’ve never read
12. Tattoos/piercings: No tattoos, three piercings in each ear and a cartiledge piercing in my left ear that has since closed over; belly button pierced too.
13. A food I’m good at making: Lasagna, my lasagna is legend
14. Song/Album I love: Boxer, by the National
15. Something very stupid I’ve done: Spend time filling this out when I should be working

Between 2009 and 2012, iPhones had a built-in “Send to YouTube” button in the Photos app. Many of these uploads kept their default IMG_XXXX filenames, creating a time capsule of raw, unedited moments from random lives.

Inspired by Ben Wallace, I made a bot that crawled YouTube and found 5 million of these videos! Watch them below, ordered randomly.

IMG_0001 via beSpacific and Wired

A great idea for a list: The 25 Most Important Recipes of the Past 100 Years. Includes caesar salad, the last word cocktail, Marcella Hazen’s tomato sauce, Julia Child’s beef bourg, no-knead bread, and Kenji’s reverse-sear steak. What’s missing?

via kottke.org - home of fine hypertext products

I’ve decided that my new thing is going to be watching Murdoch Mysteries. There’s just so much of it. 18 seasons - so far! It’s filmed in Toronto, and all around Ontario. Apparently former PM Stephen Harper had a walk-on role?

In the first episode “Miss Toronto Electric and Light” is murdered by electricity. Irony!

Yannick Bisson (Murdoch) has a real John Reardon (Hudson) quality that gives me high hopes for this as a very Canadian sort of “why do they continue to go there!” murder mystery show. Like, why do people keep going to the Hudson and Rex version of St. John’s? It is so small and there is literally a murder a week now. They used to do more kidnappings but lately it’s all just murder. Murdoch is murder right off the bat!

Wish me luck in my new journey to become an afficianado of Canadian crime shows.

The most bizarre thing I think I’ve seen so far popped up. A giant cradle for your cranky wife!

I found this great write up about it on Tumblr:

The Hen-Pecked Club’s Peace Box, a “patent cure for a cross wife”. The Hen-Pecked club was an organisation which encouraged men to do more household tasks to take some of the pressure off their wives. The ‘Peace Box’, also known as ‘the wife tamer’, was invented by a club member called Harry Tap in 1862. If a wife was nagging her husband too much, the husband could put her inside the box, which could be rocked like a child’s cot in order to send the wife to sleep. While she was sleeping the husband would perform all the chores then release his wife who would hopefully have calmed down.

— Write up via Victoria Fan Guide on Tumblr, and look at Fiona Bruce inside it in this old article about the Roadshow episode.

Is it wrong that I would absolutely eat this?

Chef Alessandro Pipero says he doesn't begrudge Heinz for selling a creamy spaghetti in a can. But he wouldn't call it carbonara.

"I'm a Roman man and I love the real carbonara," Pipero told *As It Happens* guest host Tom Harrington.

In a press release, Heinz billed its new canned spaghetti carbonara as a "fail-proof" version of the traditional Italian dish "that comes with absolutely zero drama."

But it's already causing quite a bit of drama among foodies and high-end restaurateurs. A chef in London called it "a disgrace," and a BBC presenter suggested it could mark "the end of culinary civilization."

The controversial culinary creation hits shelves in the U.K. this month, but it will not be coming to Canada.

Carbonara in a can? This Italian chef thinks it’s ‘genius,’ but he’ll never eat it | CBC Radio

What Happens in a Mind That Can’t ‘See’ Mental Images

This article in Quanta magazine was really interesting to me! I’m aphantasic, and I always thought things like “counting sheep” and “visualize it” were just metaphors. I remember discovering the concept of Aphantasia in 2016 or so, and it blew my mind that there were people that could actually visualize things when they were told to imagine a concept.

Saw the apple? Shomstein was confused. She didn’t actually *see* an apple. She could think about an apple: its taste, its shape, its color, the way light might hit it. But she didn’t see it. Behind her eyes, “it was completely black,” Shomstein recalled. And yet, “I imagined an apple.” Most of her colleagues reacted differently. They reported actually seeing an apple, some vividly and some faintly, floating like a hologram in front of them.

That is me. I imagine the apple, but see nothing. But I do dream in images! I just can’t conjure an image. Apparently, this is normal for aphantasic people!

Because many people with aphantasia dream in images and can recognize objects and faces, it seems likely that their minds store visual information — they just can’t access it voluntarily or can’t use it to generate the experience of imagery.

I also have a pretty weak autobiographical memory, particularly for things like day to day memories of high school; and a terrible sense of direction. Turns out, these things are related!

They found that people with aphantasia indeed tended to have weaker autobiographical memories and less activity in the hippocampus, which helps encode and retrieve such memories.

Overall, just a really interesting article.

What Happens in a Mind That Can’t ‘See’ Mental Images

Oh look, my actual nightmare!

When two American astronauts blasted off on a test mission to the International Space Station on 5 June, they were expecting to be back home in a matter of days. But things didn’t quite go to plan. In fact, Barry “Butch” Wilmore and Sunita Williams are still there, floating high above the Earth nearly two months later.

They went to space for eight days - and could be stuck until 2025

Famous Paintings Recreated using Emoji via waxy.org

To celebrate its stateside debut, KFC will transform its restaurant at 242 E 14th St. in New York City – the pizza capital of the U.S. – into a one-of-a-kind “Chizzeria” pop-up where customers will get to try Chizza before anyone else for free.** The KFC Chizzeria offers one menu item only, hot & fresh Chizza, in a KFC-ified, modern take on a classic pizzeria. The world’s first Chizzeria (probably) opens its doors for a limited time, Friday, Feb. 23-Feb. 24 (1-9 p.m. ET), but don’t worry, Chizza is available to the rest of the country starting Monday, Feb. 26.

Found via this random post on Bluesky and frankly KFC is not doing its job because that should not have been the first place I learned about this. Yes it’s only in the states but I HAVE A CAR, KFC.

via exocomics by Li Chen on Bluesky, which I can link to now because Bluesky is out of beta! The twitter replacement is real and viable, y’all, get on board.

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OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

THE FUCKING THEME SONG

Oh my God Animal Crossing Lego is coming!!!!

(Via lego.com)

Just ran my first 10KM in ages. Slow but good progress. I’ve been struggling to go for a good distance due to pain issues, and it feels really good to have worked through them to the point where I can do 10K. Proud of this one.

Still working on the queen size blanket I started in August. Making good progress!

Was a big long post about running that I neglected to share, and now having read this McSweeney’s piece I’m glad I didn’t

You Should Try Running, According to Me, Your Friend Who Won’t Shut Up About Running - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

Via kottke

• Having a show in a combat zone is very stupid!
• “Thanks for saving my life! Call me if you need anything! But don’t actually call though, okay?”
• 10 days off with pay for Christmas? What is this world.
• Bing Crosby’s character is definitely at least 40, unmarried, and in show business. Would really NOBODY at the time have assumed he was gay?
• “How dare you make me famous and rich, I don’t have enough free time to myself!”
• Freckle Faced Hanes, the DOG FACED BOY?!
• This plot is really bad but also it doesn’t matter because watch Vera Ellen dance
• Why do they do this sister act, why don’t they just do one of their own songs? Is dressing up like women that hilarious in the 50s?
• Where is the SNOW? Ah movies before climate change was a thing
• The housekeeper is such a bitch, I love her.
• They must skip this Minstrel number when they show this on TV right?
• “Goodnight Judy”, face full of perfect stage makeup
• So nice of Bob to sing Betty a lullaby
• The wordplay in this is consistent but always unexpected. “Bleached charger”.
• “The listening on the phone to things you shouldn’t overhear and getting it wrong” is my least favourite plot in anything ever but especially this.
• By “let’s think about it over a sandwich” I assume Phil means “while I eat one” because Judy clearly never eats.
• What a jaunty ascot Bob has on in this scene.
• Bob at the train station trying to make sure it can handle … trains? This seems like not his job.
• Vera Ellen’s WAIST my GOD
• “Weirdsmobile”
• All the creative ways they find for Rosemary Clooney not to dance
• Betty if you just asked Bob directly we would not be in this mess.
• “No one is getting money for this!” Such a regular thing to say on TV
• “It took 15,000 men to take my place” how long has Emma been with General Waverly anyway.
• They threw me a musical number! Now all my problems are solved!
• No matter how many times I’ve seen this I’m still delighted when it magically snows at the end.
• And the dresses. And the kiss. And the song. It’s a great end to a ridiculous movie.