Live Thoughts while Watching White Christmas

• Having a show in a combat zone is very stupid!
• “Thanks for saving my life! Call me if you need anything! But don’t actually call though, okay?”
• 10 days off with pay for Christmas? What is this world.
• Bing Crosby’s character is definitely at least 40, unmarried, and in show business. Would really NOBODY at the time have assumed he was gay?
• “How dare you make me famous and rich, I don’t have enough free time to myself!”
• Freckle Faced Hanes, the DOG FACED BOY?!
• This plot is really bad but also it doesn’t matter because watch Vera Ellen dance
• Why do they do this sister act, why don’t they just do one of their own songs? Is dressing up like women that hilarious in the 50s?
• Where is the SNOW? Ah movies before climate change was a thing
• The housekeeper is such a bitch, I love her.
• They must skip this Minstrel number when they show this on TV right?
• “Goodnight Judy”, face full of perfect stage makeup
• So nice of Bob to sing Betty a lullaby
• The wordplay in this is consistent but always unexpected. “Bleached charger”.
• “The listening on the phone to things you shouldn’t overhear and getting it wrong” is my least favourite plot in anything ever but especially this.
• By “let’s think about it over a sandwich” I assume Phil means “while I eat one” because Judy clearly never eats.
• What a jaunty ascot Bob has on in this scene.
• Bob at the train station trying to make sure it can handle … trains? This seems like not his job.
• Vera Ellen’s WAIST my GOD
• “Weirdsmobile”
• All the creative ways they find for Rosemary Clooney not to dance
• Betty if you just asked Bob directly we would not be in this mess.
• “No one is getting money for this!” Such a regular thing to say on TV
• “It took 15,000 men to take my place” how long has Emma been with General Waverly anyway.
• They threw me a musical number! Now all my problems are solved!
• No matter how many times I’ve seen this I’m still delighted when it magically snows at the end.
• And the dresses. And the kiss. And the song. It’s a great end to a ridiculous movie.

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