Man, I hate bein’ an internet dude (lady). All these paradoxes be drivin’ me crazy.
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Sleep by Emmy C
If you want endless delight and also poop jokes, you should really be reading Three Word Phrase. (it also can help you learn, if the things it references were not things you knew about before!)
I’m about halfway through 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth. I love this book, I love the Oatmeal, and I love this picture of a bear trying to fool me into petting him.
I’m not fooled by you, Bear.
I almost never reblog Simpsons stuff, because there’s just so much of it and I feel like I look at it all - but I had to reblog this one because “possibleye” has affected my everyday lexicon more than any other Simpsons reference (save, perhaps, for SMRT).
Source: sufferbus
Gum Manufacturers Take Note - This Sucks
Me: gum?
AM: i’m chewing gum. fruity gum. blugh.
Me: want some minty gum? i hate fruit gum
AM: meh, i’ll just chew this i bought it by accident it was green.
Me: aw man
AM: green usually means mint
Me: sometimes it means green apple. or pineapple. they fuck with you.
An honest look at your Twitter account via someecards.
I am so into this. The tiger blood, the droopy-eyed children, the bi-winning… all of it. Best Internet in a long time.