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These “cookies” sound absolutely fucking terrible. (Via questionable advice)
I’m in Philly!
(Pretty sure the source for this was a site called Minimal Desktops, but I didn’t record it. - 2022 Rachel)
Tasteful Nudes (the Book)
Rachel Barker (@rlbarker) writes “Oh hai @mrdavehill, I’m reading your book. On my giant phone. Because I live in the future.” That rules, Rachel. But where is yourself tight silver suit and elaborate meals in pill form? I must know what these are like! Also, thank you for reading my incredible book!
Dave Hill said words to me! So awesome! Too bad I couldn’t come up with a funnier response than “hey Dave, the future ain’t ‘the Jetsons’”.
(Order up for cricket99 and bonesmakenoise)
Rachel says: So her name is Melody, and she’s a makeup artist from Northern California. Melody likes to get angry about things. From a screwed-up coffee order, to the radio playing the same song twice in a row, to the store being out of her brand of blueberry juice, Melody almost enjoys the feeling of getting angry about nothing. She spends her day looking at people in the face, and perhaps as a result, she’s really more of a loner. She drinks a lot of peppermint tea because it’s supposed to be calming. The last date she went on tried to cook dinner for her, and she regrets that she was not very receptive. But generally, you have to spend a little money to get her attention. She’s been described as a bitch, but, she thinks there are worse things to be called. She loves Vogue magazine, and baked potatoes.
Art by Kora
via bunnyfood, dogshaming
Sketch of Chloe, our Tall Blonde Misto, and her pomeranian, Soy.
Art by Kora
Which of our coffee girl sketches would you like to see next?
The newest cafeaulady is full of wintery goodness!
Café au Ladies has a new post brewing, but in the meantime we thought we’d share with you a sketch from a previous Lady - Grande Full-Fat Espresso Con Panna
sketch by Kora
( Let us know - would you like to see more sketches?)
Schaefer Bock Beer, 1940
“Before he was a children’s book author, Theodore Seuss Geisel (aka ‘Dr. Seuss’) created illustrations for magazine and internal advertisements for companies like Ford, Holly Sugar, NBC, and many more. The Advertising Artwork of Dr. Seuss has catalogued these delightful ads online, which is a project of the Mandeville Special Collections Library at the University of California, San Diego (where the Dr. Seuss Collection lives).”
I always say each new cafeaulady is my favourite, but this one really is my favourite!
Squeeeeee! I love the dog’s face on our first custom order at cafeauladies!
Our new cafe au lady is up! Art, as always, is fantastic and is by Kora.
Found this in my purse so I have no idea how old it is. Wonder if anybody ever caught this typo or if they’re still printed this way.