After “The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People” came “The 8th Habit”
In 2010 I tweeted a very long string of fake advice book titles and I actually love them all so I compiled them here in one list. (I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that I love them, obviously I find myself very funny.)
- “3 Habits to a Better Bagel”
- “6 Ways to Enjoy Your Sudoku”
- “11 Steps to Feeling Great about Inactivity”
- “47 Easy and Effective Ways to Ride an Elevator”
- “11 Habits for Effectively Building Pillow Forts”
- “14 Habits of the Professional Bubble Bather: From Effectiveness to Greatness”
- “20 Good Habits to Have While Sleeping”
- “So You Think You Have Good Habits”
- “The 307 Steps to Effective Sponge Bathing: Loofas for Winners”
- “The Science Behind Progression: 11 Habits to Effectively Stand in a Fast Food Line”
- “7 Habits to Effectively Colouring In the Lines”
- “106 Ways To Utilize Zip Locks: Stay-fresh Advice”
- “7 Keys to Improving Your Life Through Basic Magic: Card Tricks for Beginners”
- “18 Ways To Activate Your Life By Watching Exercise Videos: The Key to Not-Doing”
- “Be the Glue: 21 Tips For Successful Scrapbookers”
- “400 Ways To Feel About Your Toes: A Guide for Adolescents”
- “Toasters, Frisbees, Juiceboxes: 14 Ways to Ruin Your Hats”
- “My Kitten Is a Nuclear Physicist: 180 Ways To Trick Your Local Firemen”
- “Soap, Spoons and You: A Guide to Prison Whittling”
- “Piggie, Fatty, Doughboy, and other Nicknames for Your Fat Child”
- “Forgetting Why You Came Here: A Guide to Standing Awkwardly In Front of the Fridge”
- “163 Ways to Type Your Feelings: A Guide to Online Dating”
- “Never Knowing How Far to Go: A Guide To Taking the Train While Blindfolded”
- “Up is Down: 63 Ways to Play Opposite Day”
- “11 Spin Cycles: Things to Count While Doing Your Laundry”
- “Sometimes When We Touch: Avoiding Song Lyrics that Make You Uncomfortable”
- “Reciting Entire Movies From Memory, and Other Ways To Make Your Party Successful”
- “You Were Adopted: 46 Tips to Make Christmas More Exciting”
- “Stop Eating: A Common Sense Guide to Dieting”
- “Fluffernutter: 18 Helpful Methods For Avoiding Real Food”
- “Tethered Running and 73 Other Ways To Reinvent Gym Class”
- “Eating Things You Find on the Ground: Inappropriate Advice for Toddlers”
- “The Dao of Poop: 7 Habits of Highly Effective Shitters”