I Didn’t Think Things Would Get This Chaotic When We Elected President Donkey Kong

I Didn’t Think Things Would Get This Chaotic When We Elected President Donkey Kong

Same with President Donkey Kong’s press conferences. Reporter asks a gotcha question? Barrel. Someone wants to know what he’s doing about the price of eggs? Barrel. Softball from a friendly reporter? Barrel, barrel, barrel.

(via McSweeneys and kottke.org)