This exchange is worth the admission that I watched this god-awful show.

Kora: i’ve started watching America’s Most Smartest Model because i love Ben Stein; these models look broke though - busted faces, fake tan everywhere

me: I watched it when it aired, and then i forgot that i did that, and so i started to watch it on Hulu and all the memories came flooding back. i think Ben wants to bone Juggs McGee

Kora: i feel like that’s the girl i just watched - the Playboy model? with the weird face?

me: yeah, Jen or something i don’t remember. blondey mcboobs

Kora: yeah idk names

me: duck face booberton

Kora: that’s the one, Ducky McTits

me: yes

Kora can be found at

October 23, 2013