Me: so at dinner last night my aunt was like “so what’s your job” and I couldn’t think of anything to say except like “doing laws”… what do you say when people are like “so what do you do?”
Work friend: hahah i have the exact same problem. i just basically say random industry words i think are applicable; finance. Mergers. restructuring. Laws.
Me: hahahahhaha…business. deals. money making. abc. you know how it is.
WF: hahah i think i may have said “i close it down” …. whatever that means.
Me: … that’s going on the internet.