This May Have Gotten Out of Hand
Rachel: http://www.starmedia.us/entertainment/nbc-confirms-friends-new-comeback-season-reunion.html … Wait, wtf. “It’s still unknown if the original actors will accept NBC’s deal, but the dream of “Friends” reunion is closer than ever!” Why would they even talk about doing this without the original cast? I mean, I’m not even on-board if they do it with the original people, but at least that would make sense.
Kora: Reunion of Friends, starring the cast of Gossip Girl. Saucier, sexier and more dangerous than ever—will they be able to find Phoebe’s killer in time for prom??
Rachel: Animated Friends Reunion. Voiced by the original cast of Care Bears (1983).
Kora: Friends Reunion: A Clip-Show Retrospective, with all scenes reenacted by the graduating drama class of Brigham Young University, 2014. Relive all your favourite moments, now with 100% more Mormon!
Rachel: Friends Reunion: American Airlines. Your favorite scenes from the beloved sitcom “Friends”, performed as live, in-flight entertainment on trips within North America*. Watch your travel crew give life to all six Friends!** …*For flights longer than 3 hours only. No guarantees as to which scenes will be performed. …** Audience Participation not encouraged.
Kora: Friend Reunification: Latvia. Entire cast of show replaced with potato. That is joke, there no potato. Everyone die of malnutrition.
Rachel: Friends Reunion: Vancouver Aquarium. Friends themed underwater show “starring” the treasures of the BC Coast. Unlock the mysteries of Salmon while reliving the days of Central Perk.* … *Part of Ross to be played by BC Corals.
Kora: Friends Reunion: An Intimate Evening with Ross Gellar. Join the beloved cast of Friends as they catch up on the hilarious moments of their lives in the past decade. Come for the memories, and stay for a season full of surprises, friendship, laughter and love. …. * As interpreted by the Royal Kazakhstan Interpretational Dance Society …. ** Phoebe, Chandler, Monica, Joey and Rachel not included. … *** Surprises, Friendship, Laughter and Love not guaranteed
Rachel: Friends Reunion: Nigella. Tune in at 9pm to watch Nigella Lawson create 6 dishes based on the personalities of everyone’s favourite sitcom characters. Ten years of friends celebrated with decadent and delicious meals created by England’s sweetheart. Cook along at home as Nigella creates a myriad of treats including Chandler Bean (Salad) and Phoebe Souffle. Brought to you by NBC and BBC Channel 4.
Kora: Friends Reunion: The Movie. Ten years later, in a world dominated by chaos and fear, six friends will reunite to bring an end to the destructive forces that wreak havoc on New New York City, and to avenge their fallen friend, brother and on-and-off again lover, Ross Gellar. With the aid of top secret government technology, Joey, Phoebe, Rachel, Monica and Chandler join forces to become the ultimate fighting machine. Along the way, they will lose their humanity, but restore faith to the lives of those they save. Will they be able to complete their mission when it is revealed that Rachel’s daughter, Emma, is the driving force behind her father’s murder and the destruction of the world’s favourite city, or will the Friends6 machine be torn apart from the inside out? … Friends6: Let Freedom Reign. Coming soon to a streaming broadcaster near you.
Rachel: Friends Reunion: By Jhumpa Lahiri. In the Pulitizer Prize wining author’s followup to her bestselling novel, Interpreter of Maladies, Jhumpa Lahiri gives stunning depth and meaning to one of America’s most beloved legacies. Follow Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, Joey, Phoebe and Mike, 10 years after we last had a glimpse into their lives and psyches. The Friends have remained intertwined, but these ten years have twisted them beyond any of the original audience’s imaginings. … “Friends Reunion is a journey that will touch your mind and heart. It will shock you with its honesty and astound you with its depth of prose. Lahiri puts her finger on the human condition in a way not seen since Hemmingway. Friends Reunion is a novel for the ages.” -Chuck Palahniuk, author of Fight Club.
Kora: ROB SCHNEIDER IS A WALL-STREET EXECUTIVE WITH EVERYTHING GOING FOR HIM. ONLY PROBLEM IS, HE’S ABOUT TO BECOME…THE CAST OF FRIENDS. IT’S 24/7 FRIENDS! AND HE’S ABOUT TO FIND OUT THAT BEING THE CAST OF FRIENDS IS HARDER THAN IT LOOKS. ROB SCHNEIDER IS DERP DE DERP! DERPITTY DERP DERP! ROB SCHNEIDER: FRIENDS, COMING SOON TO A DERPY DERP TUMPERTIDLLY DEEP DA DERP!
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