Gum Manufacturers Take Note - This Sucks
Me: gum?
AM: i’m chewing gum. fruity gum. blugh.
Me: want some minty gum? i hate fruit gum
AM: meh, i’ll just chew this i bought it by accident it was green.
Me: aw man
AM: green usually means mint
Me: sometimes it means green apple. or pineapple. they fuck with you.