Gum Manufacturers Take Note - This Sucks

Me: gum?

AM: i’m chewing gum. fruity gum. blugh.

Me: want some minty gum? i hate fruit gum

AM: meh, i’ll just chew this i bought it by accident it was green.

Me: aw man

AM: green usually means mint

Me: sometimes it means green apple. or pineapple. they fuck with you.

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