You Lack Bread
Stranger: You are in a room with exits north and south. There is a table with a piece of paper on it. What do you do?
You: doodle on the paper for a bit.
Stranger: You have no pen.
You: i always have a sharpie.
Stranger: You pull your trusty Sharpie out of your pocket and doodle some rabbits on the paper.
Stranger: The original writing is now obscured by fluffy tails.
You: cool. now i think i’ll take a nap.
Stranger: You lie down on the carpet and close your eyes.
Stranger: Time passes.
Stranger: Soon, you wake up, feeling well-rested, but sore.
You: i have to pee. is there a bathroom or a chamber pot or something around?
Stranger: You look around, but find nothing.
You: sigh. i guess i’ll go out the north exit in search of a toilet.
Stranger: You walk through north exit. Inside, you find a fridge with a toaster duct-taped to the side.
You: sweet! does it make toast?
Stranger: The toaster appears to work.
You: awesome. then i’ll play with it by shooting the toast across the room.
Stranger: You lack bread. However, to amuse yourself, you press the lever and listen as it springs up.
You: why do i always lack bread? dammit, i knew i should’ve got some when i was at the store.
Stranger: Well, when we knocked you out and brought you here, we took away all bread you had.
You: you bastards.
You: is there any food in the fridge?
Stranger: Inside the fridge, you find some bread, a stick of butter, and a frozen leprechaun.
You: SO I DON’T LACK BREAD AFTER ALL.
Stranger: Well, now you don’t.
You: i’ll make a leprechaun sandwich on toast.
Stranger: You toast the bread and place the leprechaun in between the slices.
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